Nicknames


Assalamualaikum, cinta :3

When I was a little kid, nickname yang aku ada hanyalah Thirah dan aku bahasakan diri aku Thirah kat rumah. But then, school started and I went into Standard 1. Imagine lah kan, first time kot bersekolah dan ada ramai kawan but the problem is - tak tahu nak bahasakan diri dengan apa. I just went around using 'saya'. Oh how adorable I was back then. Ookayy, ada orang masuk bakul angkat sendiri.

Dulu guna 'saya', sekarang dah bahasakan diri dengan 'oghe' [orang]. Anyway, I got my second nickname from Nurul Natasha Zulrushdi, my best buddy time darjah 1. Err rasanya tak perlu kot mention nama penuh. I called her Tasha and she's the one who started calling me Wan Nur. Nickname tu melekat sampailah ke hari ini. Nama saya Wan Nur Athirah and people should be calling me Athirah lah kan. That's why ade yang bertanya "Kenapa Wan Nur, bukan Athirah?" So my answer is Tasha. Got it?

I went through my primary school with that nickname. And high school too. Wan Nur this, Wan Nur there. But then, when I met Sigmarians, I got lotsa nicknames. Well, it's awkward at the first meeting but soon I was comfortable with them. Aku mula terbahasakan diri dengan 'nenek'. Still remember that I wrote 'sukati nenek dia je" in my blog? I guess tu yang mempengaruhi aku kot. Secara automatiknya terbahasakan diri dengan 'nenek'. Nenek muda dan cute. Ookayy, annoying much?

You know, nicknames yang Sigmarians bagi kat aku bukan sebarang nickname tau. Yang pelik ada dan yang tak berkait langsung dengan aku pun ada. But the weird thing was that when they called me with that weird nicknames, I will reply to them because I knew it was me.

Let's start with Paeh. He called me Datin. I'm not sure and I don't remember why he called me Datin. Walaupun at first terasa ada unsur ejekan dengan nickname Datin tu, tapi lama-lama dah jadi okay. Maybe sebab title Datin untuk orang kaya yang suka berhias and I was something like that, sebab tu terasa kot. Haha don't worry Paeh, I'm okay with it.

Then I got new nickname - Nur. Juden gave me this nickname and y'all, please. Don't start it. I don't like it when y'll was matchmaking me with him. Anyway, aku suka nickname ni sebab bajet macam dalam citer Nur Kasih gitu. But then, the 'Nur' turned into Noraniza Idris. It was funny when he called me Noraniza Idris and I turned with no doubt.

Lagi, the Deejay [Juden and Jibol] gave me another nickname - Rozi. Rozi is a shortform for Rozita Che Wan sebenarnya. Nampak tak betapa tak berkaitnya nama aku dengan nickname 'Rozi' tu? Well, they called me that sebab nama bapaknya Rozita tu Che Wan and I have Wan in my name. Then the 'Rozi' turned into Rozi Tiger - cerita Mael Lambong kot? Anything la you guys.

Next, my kembar pada nama, Tyrah called me Guni. I don't need to tell you why, it's obvious. Well, I called her Lidi, sebab dia tersangatlah kurus dan hanya tinggal tulang tawukk. Sedangkan aku ni yang gemuk lagi berisi lagi gebu ohh - that's why dia panggil Guni.

Ohh Jibol called me Kak and Atiyah sometimes. Well it happened that Paeh wrote all my siblings' names on the whiteboard and he added Arishahibul after Arishah. So from that, he's my brother. Saya bahasakan diri aku 'Atiyah' bila bercakap dengan adik bongsu aku. Since he's my brother, he called me that. Adik kan? When he texted me, mesti dia panggil aku noona - I taught him that.

Out of those weird nicknames, Wan Nur is still the winner. Jyeah, people still calling me that and I'm well-known because of that. Cehh perasan famous puiii.